9. No capital gains tax.

8. Legalized prostitution and brothels.

7. You can go through airport security with your shoes on.

6. Equality of rights for gay couples.

5. No border controversy, if they can swim that far they deserve to get in.

4. Minimal war on drugs. (It's there but nothing remotely close to what the US does.)

3. The police are unarmed because they rarely need weapons.

2. No Patriot Act.

1. George Bush is not head of the govenrment